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princeofkokoros:

what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’

#clint barton

(Source: frickingloki)

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1 hour ago

Look what I found 4 u

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2 hours ago

hungarysovaries sent: I'll make a toaster hat that when you bend down it shoots burning hot toast at people. I'll even make a sunny side up egg bra for you that somehow shoots out hot syrup. You can defeat the gun bra. We have faith in you.

THIS ALL HAPPENING WAY TOO FAST

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2 hours ago

hungarysovaries sent: Lauren I think you should go toe to toe with Lady Gaga. We can just make you a shit load of breakfast food oriented clothing. I'll start working on a scrambled eggs sweater with a coordinated toast hoop skirt and some kick ass ham thigh highs. U will be kickin.

I…

OH DEAR…

BUT LADY GAGA HAS MACHINE GUN BOOBIES

HOW DOES ONE COMPETE WITH TITS THAT KILL?

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